Number One - February 1984
Sorrowful words of Dole
A Sense of Ease
Solemn News
Nothing to Fear But Fear

Number Two - March 1984
Foundations of Education 101
An Answer for Everything
Vocabulary Corner considers...The Bachelor of Orts and a Little Twitch of Alvarado Too

Number Three - April 1984
The Saltine Solution
The Athiest Child and Other Child Prodogies
A Special Place in Heaven

Number Four - May 1984
Hours of Pain-free Sleep
A Seat of Sympathy - A Colossal Pain in the Bowel
Summer Notes from Central Control

Number Five - September 1984
The Religious Life in America
Hunger in America
We Toot a Salute! and Brief Notes
And Furthermore...

Number Six - October 1984
The Governor's Mouth
All the Glib Examinees
On Account of Because

Number Seven - November 1984
The Disappearance of Everybody
Compassion in California

Number Eight - December 1984
The Machine Stops - Pulling the Plug in Peoria
Run, Babbit, Run! - Businessism in Academe
The Goodness of Good English