Number One - February 1983
The Teacher of the Year Daniel Stephenson, of Salt Lake City
Department of Gaga
The Master of those Who Know
Notes from Central Control

Number Two - March 1983
The Children of the State
The I of the Beholder
Only the Worthwhile Facts, Ma'am
An Editorial Thought by Richard (Dick) Buckley

Number Three - April 1983
The King Canute Commission
Prometheus Rebound

Number Four - May 1983
The Invers Proportin
The Reason of Rhyme
Voodoo Educology - Department of Temporal Plasticity
Notes from Central Control

Number Five - September 1983
As Maine Goes...
The Stand-up Cosmic of Texas
A Lecture on Politics

Number Six - October 1983
Up Pops Optimism
The Mouths of Babes

Number Seven - November 1983
Real Good in Detroit
We, and the People - The King Canute Commission Revisited

Number Eight - December 1983
Reading Maketh Nitwits in New York
The Education of "William Thorburn"
The Excerpts
Notes on Forgotten Wisdom
Amazing Blurb Contest! ...along with Other Notes from Central Control