Number One - January 1981
Yet Another Four More Years
The Glendower Glitch
The Reformulation of Conceptualization
The Social and Affective Development of Minority Status Children

Number Two - February 1981
Voucher, Schmoucher
Strangers in Paradigm, or, The Hegemony Connection
the paradigm exchange
A Certain Trumpet

Number Three - March 1981
The Principal and the Interest
Uncomfortable Words
Alexander the Haigiographer

Number Four - April 1981
The Interest and the Principle
Politics and the Eglinsh Language
...And furthermore

Number Five - May 1981
The Little Old Lady and the Linguist
Approaching, from our positive heteronymou perspective, an epistemological purview, we can expand our delivery system of the word and say
New Highs and New Lows - Big Bucks for Bantam Books in Booboisie
Summertime...

Number Six - September 1981
The Principals of the Thing
The Other Ignorant Army
The Great Iacono Flap

Number Seven - October 1981
Hopefully, We Could Care Less
A Little R n' R
Come in, Gschmrub!
Teratological Corner

Number Eight - November 1981
Third from the Left
Tongues of Ice
Awareness Grows in Cincinnati!

Number Nine - December 1981
Let Something You Dismay
A Little Heavy Thinking
The Leaning Tower of Babel