Number One - January 1980
Reflections at Three
The Holistic Hustle
Teratology
Brief Notes

Number Two - February 1980
Naming of Parts
The Black Whole of Connecticut
The Long Spoon Effect
SEX
Teratology
Brief Notes

Number Three - March 1980
The Royko Papers
Ana Enemy of the People
The Nonredundant Interactive Relationship of Perceived Teacher Directiveness and Student Personological Variables to Grades and Satisfaction

Number Four - April 1980
Flight of the Bumblebee
The Most Unkindest Cuttin Edge of All
Teratology
Brief Notes

Number Five - May 1980
The Turkey Has Landed
The Future Lies Ahead!
Strictly for the Birds
Forging out, from a very pouralistic Dynamic and Deficits wrapping around a Core, the Criteriology of the Maelstrom of Matrices in the Field at Hand

Number Six - September 1980
The Necks and Minds of the People
The Turkeys Crow in Texas
Teratology
Hufstedler Speaks!
Guarding the Guardians of the Guards

Number Seven - October 1980
Aim All Right, Juanito
Gschmrubbers Appraised to be Good
Spinach
Teratology

Number Eight - November 1980
The Sound of One Eraser Clapping
Yet Another for the Gipper
Curiosity Corner

Number Nine - December 1980
The Grossest of National Products
The Medium is the Massage
The Ballons Nodule
Teratology
Brief Notes