Number One - January 1978
Labor Relations Prose: Victim of Imperatives
Chewing Blubber
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Number Two - February 1978
Sea Isle City 3, Glassboro 0
Our Flagship

Number Three - March 1978
A Light Shines in the Parking Lot!
NCATE Evaluation Newly Disclosed: GSC Teacher Training Found Adequate!
Feats of Clay, Continued
Brief Notes

Number Four - April 1978
A Leaf in the Wind and Straw
Gschmrub Ahoy!
Scientia coronet - More or Less
Brief Notes

Number Five - May 1978
Good English...
By Fons, as Told to Origo

Number Six - September 1978
The Works of Scriblierus X. Machina
Teratology
Good News from Texas...and Bad

Number Seven - October 1978
Pluralites ponenda est!
Nobody here but us Professionals
Teratology
Make It BIG! Be a Scribe!
accidently

Number Eight - November 1978
Yes, Virginia, there is a Free Lunch
The Steaming Bird
Feeeelings...wahwahwah
More on Dallas
Opacity in Iowa
Lagafo Lives!
"Reading Problems"

Number Nine - December 1978
The Annual Report
A Minimum Competance to all, and to all a Good Night!
Impaction